My Collar

An average man I am, just a rupee I am not a dollar, A little dirt you may see on my off white collar, My collar that kisses my neck is close enough to my ears, I use my collar to wipe my eyes and it removes my fears, I boldly enter in a gathering of shining white collars, I have my own thoughts, I'm not influenced by the scholars, I am confident when I start speaking amazing are my talks, A dumb white collar is a big stupid whether walks or talks, My off white collar will outclass the shining glace, With a confidence I have come and go back with a grace, Being an off white collar criminal my crimes are childish, Nobody will exclaim after listening to me, "Rubbish! " Even if I look into the wide open shirt of a pink woman, I shall not crawl down like a dirty minded white collar man. An average or below average if I am sometimes stupid, Just admire a pink woman I shall never try to be a Cupid.