One No Trump

Having lost the war of life, against an unknown enemy, I fought like a disciplined soldier, put my arms on the feet of an unseen enemy, I surrendered unconditionally, on the orders of my leader, being captured as a prisoner of war, I was asked to sit in a train running on the parallel rails of time. Doors are closed on me and windows are barred. I can just slide the glasses to have a look outside. Putting my cards on my thighs, I look outside at the halts, "Is it the last station? " Why everybody is silent, why don't anyone replies to me! I come back to the game. In fleeting of mind about my war crimes, and thinking about a possible trial, I throw a wrong card, and my partner howls, "You son of a gun, you spoiled the game, I shall throw you out of the train." I just smiled and said, " But how? Doors and windows are closed to you, too." My partner becomes calm, "Let us start a new game." I deal the cards and bid, "One no trump."