Press Conference

"Why are imposed upon the helpless humans, Tyrant, rude, uncivilized, mad, persons? " "They want good entertainers at white house. Americans like monkey's funny actions." "What about a mad, owl, drunken Indian? " "No comments, on retirement from him I expect pension." "Are you sure you will get another term? " "I am sure, I am confident and I am firm, Learning from Pakistan how to win a trough match, How to force empire to raise finger on a dropped catch." "Do you have a new road map for the word once again? " "A monkey is a good doctor for the donkey's pain." "Mr. President, I see a mask on your face, why? Did you bring this mask from a slave or an ally? " "Keep quiet it's a Hijab gifted to me by Saudi Arabia, It's direly needed by wise US and silly Asia." "Will you use India against a lonely Pakistan? Will you use Israel against the radical Iran? " "No, never but they have been always useful, For Pakistan a lollipop for Israel we have lull. Thank you gentlemen I dislike too much speaking, My tongue slips often and it starts leaking."