Promise Me

"Leave me alone." All right I leave, it's everyday strife, Living with you for years though I am not your wife. Promise not to remember seeing a few broken hairs on the pillows And if you remembered me you'll find me on the windows. Promise me you'll not kiss my lips imprinted on your shirt And if you kissed the imprints you'll find me after a lot of flirt. Promise, not to call me when your cell phone you do not find And if you called me you will find me standing at your behind. Promise me you'll learn how to break an egg in the kitchen And if you fail to learn you'll not ask it from a chicken, If we live here together I shall not use protective any more You forgot it's my flat, you cannot but I can close its door. Promise me, you'll marry me, before I carry your child, If I carry, I in a court of law shall not be polite and mild.