Who I Am Going To Vote For

Should I vote for a monetarily corrupt? Who took loans from IMF to pay the installments of the loans, no I can't. Should I vote for a religiously corrupt? Who supports the killings of the terrorists, no I can't. Should I vote for a politically corrupt? who changes his political party every year like calendars, no I can't. Should I vote for an ethnically corrupt? Who burnt the city in the fire of hate, no I can't. The list is long, let me sum up Mr. Surveyor, if I have to choose one of the corrupts, I shall vote for one who is sexually corrupt, I know he loves to change his women, on regular intervals, but I am an old man of seventy plus, I am not afraid of being sexually abused!