Pretender

I pretend to be mr. right Not judgemental and prejudice And I am not a vicious man anymore In 206 I broke the law and I payed the price back them By stayng in jail 48 hours Hell it was because it was cold like an igloo And the light stayed on all night But I never slept the whole night Also in jail you better follow their rules or you will get beaten up by the Jail guards But When I got out of jail I got out on bail And my nerves were shoot Also I remember that I was screaming like a maniac But today I want to prentend that I am your friend Also I wan to pretend that I am your lover Would you like me to be your lover?