Land Of Chocolate

I took a walk out of the ordinary today I didn't work, rest, nor did i play I walked out my front door with a wish a wish that i could walk to a chocolate land so i closed my eyes and imagined... and there it was in my mind... a fudge chocolate gate stood in front of me I ran up to it with urgency to my surprise the gate was locked and could not be opened a note in white chocolate stared me in the face it simply said in big bold itallycs 'please eat your way through the fudge gates' and so I did...(I took a huge bite and chewed and chewed) I bit one whole bar off this fudge gate (and because i'm imagining it, my hunger is never satisfied and I can not get sick, WaaHaa!) I finished my bar of chocolate and huddled through I could hardly believe what lay before me the clouds where only forty feet above the ground and they were made from vanilla fairy floss there was a light rain in the near distance I ran over and cupped my hand to try some (sip sip) it tastes like a strawberry smoothy I looked down at the rough multi-coloured footpath my goodness...it was a long, long rocky road it stretched all the way over the curved horizon so when I went to tie my loose shoelaces I ripped a handful of rocky road and ate it (as I chew and chew) I point my finger to the west there are three fast flowing rivers flowing to the south I hurry over to the first and taste....(sip sip) its Coca Cola as fizzy as ever I scramble over to the next and salivate...(slurp) its thick rich chocolate milk (smooth as silk) I hussle over toward the forth and gulp it in...(sip sluuurp) its a vanilla thick shake (with swimming jelly snakes) oh how unbelievably DELICIOUS! I dance, skip and prance like a twelve year old boy I flip about and raise my arms with an endless joy I see a mountain just over yonda (in the near distance) standing at the top waving his hand, wow! , its Willy Wonka he starts rolling giant Maltesers down the slope I grope with amazement and look at the surrounding forrest a chocolate mousse swamp surrounded by sugar trees (with mint leaves and chocolate ball berries) I jump into the mousse swamp and float in its thick fudge then a chocolate crocodile surfaces with sharp white chocolate teeth and gives me a nudge he said to me 'don't worry, in this world you can eat me' so I did! (in about three hours) I get out of the swamp and trip on a dark rock near the edge just as I get out the rock cracked open and out flowed smooth rich creamy caramel (so I dived onto it and devoured as much as my mouth could take) as I get up I look forward, an abundance of roses just lay ahead these wern't ordinary roses like in your garden bed, these were roses chocolates each one a different flavour, a different texture, a different taste (all scrumptious) the ground was littered with Mars bars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty and liquorice I look up beyond the fairy floss clouds and see millions of fun-size milky way swirling and floating above I look all around and notice walls made of Cadbury ten kilo blocks and triple choc dove I take a step forward and trip on a log of biscuit waffers and chocolate, it says Time Out and slowly my world melts and fades, fades and then disappears I wake up back in the real world slouched over the letter box biting my mail box my neighbour is staring at me and says 'are you feeling OK today? '