The Coo Coo Crazy Zoo

Let me introduce you To the world's strangest zoo It doesn't matter where you've been There's nothing here you would've ever seen There's Grant the giant ant He's as big as a family car He can carry a school bus on his head And his exo-shell is as tough as lead Then there's Ryan the vegan lion Who does not dare eat meat He loves a fresh stick of celery With peanut butter and jelly Don't forget Pat the playful kitty cat Who can bark like a happy dog She doesn't meow, she doesn't know how! But she can moo like a happy cow! Let's look at Doug the delightful dog He speaks five different languages When you walk by him he will tell you a joke Or just ask you to give him a nice stroke Let's not even discuss Harriette's gassy parrots Who burp and fart till you laugh and cry It always smells like sulphur, seeds and rotten bird feed And you don't even need to ask us why Oh what about Bree's cheeky chimpanzees Who can mime until the end of time They wear shoes on their hands and gloves on their feet As they swing from their vines to the jungle beat Thank you for visiting the strangest zoo Where nothing seems to make a dime of sense Oh and we forgot to tell you, there's no exit So if you want to leave you'll have to climb the fence Have a nice day!