A Welcome

Because you call yourself Knights Templar, and There's neither Knight nor Temple in the land, Because you thus by vain pretense degrade To paltry purposes traditions grand, Because to cheat the ignorant you say The thing that's not, elated still to sway The crass credulity of gaping fools And women by fantastical display, Because no sacred fires did ever warm Your hearts, high knightly service to perform A woman's breast or coffer of a man The only citadel you dare to storm, Because while railing still at lord and peer, At pomp and fuss-and-feathers while you jeer, Each member of your order tries to graft A peacock's tail upon his barren rear, Because that all these things are thus and so, I bid you welcome to our city. Lo! You're free to come, and free to stay, and free As soon as it shall please you, sirs-to go.