How ‘bout Having Banana

There was once this man from Panama, Who, when called for dinner, said na, na, The lady feeling bad He changed mind, relented: How 'bout having with you banana? _____________________________________________________ As per OED, ‘having banana' means ‘to have coitus with a woman'. That of course this man from Panama didn't mean. But talking of banana, Zimbabwe's first president was Rev Dr Canaan Banana, who disagreed with the dictator Robert Mugabe, but denied it publicly. The news headlines declared: No split, says Banana. ______________________________________________________ Tongue-in-cheek | 02.08.13 |