Mademoiselle From Armentières

Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, She hasn't been kissed in forty years, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? She had the form like the back of a hack, When she cried the tears ran down her back, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? She never could hold the love of man 'Cause she took her baths in a talcum can, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? She had four chins, her knees would knock, And her face would stop a cuckoo clock, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? She could beg a franc, a drink, a meal, But it wasn't because of sex appeal, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? She could guzzle a barrel of sour wine, And eat a hog without peeling the rind, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. The MPS think they won the war, Parley-voo. The MPS think they won the war, Parley-voo. The MPS think they won the war, Standing guard at the café door, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. The officers get the pie and cake, Parley-voo. The officers get the pie and cake, Parley-voo. The officers get the pie and cake, And all we get is the bellyache, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. The sergeant ought to take a bath, Parley-voo. The sergeant ought to take a bath, Parley-voo. If he changes his underwear The frogs will give him the Croix-de-Guerre, Hinky-dinky, parley-voo. You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo. You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo. You might forget the groans and yells But you'll never forget the mademoiselles, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo. Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Mademoiselle from Armentières, Parley-voo? Just blow your nose, and dry your tears, We'll all be back in a few short years, Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.