Mr Nobody

I know a funny little man, As quiet as a mouse, Who does the mischief that is done In everybody's house. There's no one ever sees his face, And yet we all agree That every plate we break was cracked By Mr., Nobody ‘Tis he who always tears our books, who leaves our doors ajar; he pulls the buttons from our shirts, and scatters pins afar, that squeaking door will always squeak, because of this you see: we leave the oiling to be done by Mr Nobody. He puts damp wood upon the fire, So kettles cannot boil; His are the feet that bring in mud And all the carpets soil. The papers always are mislaid, Who had them last but he? There's no one tosses them about But Mr. Nobody The finger marked upon the door By none of us are made; We never leave the blind unclosed, To let the curtains fade. The ink we never spill; the boots That lying round you. See Are not our boots they all belong To Mr. Nobody.