Party At The Lunatic Light

the teapot toker with the chromium smoker keeps serving lavender cake we paid him our money for some tupelo honey and a bag of wake and bake I took a few tokes of Mr Teapot's smoke and I was floating on a cloud while wearing a cloak a comedian joked and the party got loose and loud a brother named Woody in a Hurricane hoodie was rapping out a gangster beat his girl kept the rhythm she was right there with him when Woody turned up the heat a tranny named Annie with a silicone fanny was rocking like an old freight train a stoned Pakistani went looking for his granny when the butterflies stormed his brain we all shot the breeze and ate some fried cheese the munchies were long overdue then I went haywire the fire was getting higher seems this crazy girl wanted to screw now Willie G has a PhD and he plays Ragtime piano he has a pickup truck and seven hundred bucks and drugs from Texarkana well he played all night till the sun was bright and then he played some more so I gave it a whirl with the crazy girl and yes I upped my score the action's alright at the Lunatic Light it's the craziest bar in town the manager is Betsy she is Mary Lou's bestie and everyone knows she's a clown Mr. Teapot is strong on that medicinal bong and the crazy people all get along they play funky fusion to spread the illusion till the sun comes up with the dawn so come on tonight to the Lunatic Light it's the wildest bar around it's a wonderful sight Main and First on the right it's way the hell down town you'll have a great night at the Lunatic Light but don't talk to Dragline Dwight he ain't quite right with that stick of dynamite and he plays with fire at the Lunatic Light