Sir Vidia

Sir Vidia in the dark goggles With the Fench-cut berds on the chin The mimic man mimicking the writers And rebuffing them With his Pakistani wife, Nadira Rebuffing the Indian writers. The gods of small things, Talking nonsense With regard to colonial and post-colonial perspectives But he denouncing multi-culti, As Europe is Europe, cannot be multi-culti, Taking his own stand. His mood and temper running high But his Pakistani wife quelling his anger. Asking to keep calm and quiet, Extending a slip of paper to quell The anger of the angry man man But the old man In the goggles Fingering at the nascent Indian writers.