Her First Apartment

Be afraid, Yes, be very afraid Ready yourself for mental menopause Keep the bridge polished in fear of an unexpected return, that grace may mediate between you and 'I'm Back' Be in fear when the ninja cockroach and you make eye contact and you both turn your eyes at that can of raid, yes, that empty can! Suddenly your cover is blown, for he has friends in low places Did you bring your bedbug cannon? Your best friends will be coffee, mustard and ketchup If you do not bring a pet, then all is lost Then there is the greatest terror where even shadows fear to tread, that shocking moment when you realize you are out of toilet tissue Yes, be very afraid!