Nelope

I steeped on the scales, The butcher clapped with a grin Nelope suggested, let's talk this thing over a bottle of gin The pig poured the spirits, The butcher a known drunk The pig made sure that it stunk The pig said, did you realize we are smarter than dogs, So tell me the difference between a pig and a hog? The butcher was thinking between eight shots of gin, And with a slurred voice said, what's the question again? The butcher was maxed out and asked for a kiss, the pig turned around and gave him his wish The pig took a picture and threatened to tell, the breath of the butcher, a terrible p The pig trotted home with a smile on its face, the butcher turned vegan and lives in disgrace