Bri Edwards Had A Splinter In His Finger! ...[ Limericks

Poem # 1 I got a splinter in my ' Ring-Finger '. I prayed it would NOT Long-Linger, tried an antibiotic; my Finger got necrotic**. So I became an Ice Cream Binger***! ! Poem # 2 Ice Cream helped me to ignore.... most of the pain I had before, BUT my teeth all did rot; some fell out on the spot. My smile, all did then deplore! Poem # 3 I went to see a dental surgeon. I thought she was a Vestal Virgin****. She pulled out all my teeth. [ Finger fell off: a RELIEF! ! ] [ At first I survived on eggs of sturgeon. ] Poem # 4 I asked the surgeon out on a date. We went to a movie, staying out LATE, I found she was NO virgin! She had NO sex-aversion! ! Our child just-born was Number' EIGHT! Poem # 5 Sooooooooooooooo, ..... If in YOUR finger you find a splinter, be it Spring, Summer, Fall, ...or Winter, skip 'To-God'-supplications! Skip needless complications! ! To 'Emergency' GO like a SPRINTER*****! ! ! (April 5th,2024) bri :) [[ some definitions ]]: ** NECROTIC: referring to rotting 'living' flesh/bodily tissue *** BINGER: a person 'addicted' to something, especially drugs and sometimes ice cream **** VESTAL VIRGIN: [ YOU have two choices! ] 1: 'a virgin consecrated to the Roman goddess Vesta and to the service of watching the sacred fire perpetually kept burning on her altar..... OR.... 2: : a chaste****** woman ..........((ha ha! NOT 'chased', though she may be...chased! ! !)) ****** CHASTE: (adjective) 'abstaining from [aka 'going/doing without extramarital, or from all, sexual intercourse'. LOOK UP 'intercourse' yourself! ! ! :) ***** SPRINTER: 'someone who runs short distances very fast' (April 5th,2024) bri edwards aka brian edward whitaker......(in The Real World) ;) =================================