Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing. I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! . But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'..... .....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL! But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'. And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh. I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night. I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight. You see, as I yodeled my silly self hoarse, Stu approached romance by another course. As, below her apartment window, I crooned, Stu gave her gifts over which she swooned. Forlorn and feeling foolish, home I returned, and.... Stu settled in Switzerland while my heart burned. : ( (April 18th,2017)