Eyesight Failing ….. [temporary? Eye Problem; Personal; Short; Humor? ]

Two months or more ago "she" said: "Your eyes aren't good". I ignored "her" ….AND the bodies piling up …on our car's hood. After all, I got no tickets, and we got where we were going. I thought something ELSE caused her "hot air" ……to be blowing. Then a few weeks ago ‘EYE' began to doubt my vision. So I made an optometry appointment: "MY decision"! ! Today the optometrist said: "Your left retina's defective. I suggest you see an ophthalmologist, but it's ‘elective' " So I "elected" to make an eye doctor appointment. Maybe he'll have some magic pill or famous ointment ….. to cure what ails my left eye. BUT I have ANOTHER EYE, so ……..if one shuts down completely; I'll try NOT to cry. But this serves to teach me an important ….'wife-RULE': "Husbands! Act quickly on each of your wife's …………..‘suggestions'." ………..[Don't be a FOOL! ] (November 24, 2015)