Five Limericks About Kim Barney

Five Limericks About Kim Barney 1 Firecracker While celebrating down in Brazil, Kim got more than the usual thrill. Too long his hold did linger. The result: one short finger. Thinking of that now gives Kim a CHILL! 2 LDS **.....[ Not LSD ] Kim adheres to the LDS teachings, an offshoot of Jesus Christ's preaching. To save souls they aspire, and they have a HUGE choir. (They are known for door-to-door 'outreaching'.) ** Latter Day Saints (church) , which got its start [April 6,1830, in Fayette NY] near my birthplace [June 28,1948], Geneva NY 3 Examples of Passion .....[ Poem Inspired by Kim Barney ] What bibliophiles have for books. What criminologists have for 'crooks'. I know two passions of Kim; poems and chess are for him. Not all passion involves sex, love, & 'looks'! 4 Kim Barney's Poetic Offerings I doubt Kim's ever writ' one 'bout beasts. Some are near as good as mine, at least. Some are riddles or contest. I like his funny ones best. I'm glad Kim is not [yet] deceased! 5 Distant PoemHunter Friends: Kim Barney and 'Hank'** Two poet-friends live, from me, too far. From each other they're a short trip by car. They'll not lure me out West, though Kim has made the request. I'll stay home and eat ice cream..., and jam from a jar. ** [[ 'Hank' is Darwin Henry Beuning on PoemHunter ] August 2024 Bri Edwards aka Brian Edward Whitaker [ in the Real World ] :))))