I Dare Not ..... [ Short; Wierd? Humour/Humor; Life; Personal]

I dare not pick my nose in public, lest I set a bad example; I dare not name women I think of, lest on-my-wife's-heart I trample; I dare not miss brushing my teeth once a day, 'Bless My Soul! ', lest I tempt 'Old Tooth Decay' to make another hole; I dare not shoplift stuff from a store, as that would be naughty; I dare not praise my poem too much, as that some would think haughty; I dare not kill myself right away; I shall wait a while, though the thought of the peace it may bring, brings to me a smile. (March 22,2014)