I Hate People...... [humor? (I Hope So): Some Personal Thoughts]

Don’t YOU just hate some people? Wouldn’t you like them gone? Some human-types I do despise, though some people over them do fawn. The first that comes to mind is the “no-hands” bicycle-rider. Driving my car past one yesterday, I wanted to broadside her. I suppose they really aren’t such an awful lot and don’t deserve my hate, but when I see them doing what I CAN’T do, upon my brain it does grate. Other types which I’ve come to hate are some well-known mega-jocks. The way they hit baskets, home runs, and finish lines.....does blow off my socks. And what about singers, actors, and comedians who have achieved great fame? Yes, they too I hate so badly. They make me feel so lame. And then there are those men, whose lives I’d love to wreck; the ones who, faced with contrary wives, remain CALM, .....while I’d want to ring her neck! Okay! You’ve guessed it, perhaps. I really could never hate them. But it seems I’m a dull piece of dusty gravel, and they are sparkling gems. They’re NOT an “awful lot”, I don’t “despise” them, and I’d NOT wreck their lives for real. To tell the truth, gosh darn it, it’s just envy I do feel. (September 8,2013)