Misbehaving Mouse In Our House... [bri Edwards]
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A warning goes out now to all outdoor mice:
'Before you enter THIS house, you'd best think twice! '
Last week, after I'd 'taken a shit', I saw a mouse!
It looked at ME, &.........I looked at IT.
I sensed its next move; I grabbed a rug from floor,
AND pressed it against gap at bottom of door.
That mouse was determined, still, to leave that room.
BUT, alas, Old Bri (me) had 'lowered the [rug] boom'.
I rarely kill creatures, but my size 12 foot sealed its fate,
making THAT tiny critter, NOW, a mouse...known as 'late'.
(March 27th, 2022)
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