Ode To A Commode...Or....A Poem About Toilets....[short; Humor]

modern 'toilets' are large flushable porcelain bowls which catch waste from both your and my exit holes. i'm used to white ones with large flush-water tank. a hidden pipe carries off stuff that often does smell rank. some in japan were quite different……with no way to sit! i'm glad i found 'my style' when t'was time to shit. and if from toilet-paper usage you're leaning, some toilets have the choice of an in-bowl shower, for cleaning. toilet seats are sometimes colored, or cushioned, or even heated; for me, more important (at times) is JUST to be SEATED! toilets have changed since they were just holes in the ground. i hope, when i 'need' a toilet, one's always around! (4-4-2010)