Old Yogurt...... [food; Humor; Me; Cousin Request]

I’ve just had old yogurt on oatmeal with strawberry jam. It’s better than corn flakes and marmalade with old stinky ham. I say OLD yogurt because it was the last of last batch..... which, at home, with yogurt-starter and fresh milk we hatch. No, the old yogurt was good. No mold I found there, but if I’d found mold I’d have removed it with meticulous care, and added the moldy yogurt to food scraps.... for our compost, and used what yogurt was left, with peanut butter, on buttered French toast. (September 22,2013)