Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer]

Why do people wash underwear so much? It will just get 'dirty' again. Why does the grocery store not sell rooster meat, but only chicken hen? If people hear in church that Heaven's so great, why do many of them fear death? And why did my parents give me the first name Bri instead of the name Seth? Why does my wife own two pianos but never does she play? Why do horses pee and poop on straw, but gladly munch on hay? Why do people bring new babies into the world when they've got no money for food? Why do customers call 'service' for some help and then to 'service' be so rude? Why is it more pleasant to leave for work on a sunny morning? And why can a golfer be having such a great round, then be cut down by lightning with no warning? Why do I ask so many questions 'Why? '. You may wonder why is that. The answer is: 'I discovered my wife had locked me out of her PC, when at it this morning I sat.' (so I had time to think of stuff..questions ……like 'Why DID she do that? ')