Spilling Milk..... [oops! ; Refrigerator Accident; Personal]

I may have caused a great big mess. If I knew for sure I did it, I would confess. SOMEONE placed an open carton on its side..... in refrigerator, and from the carton milk did slide. I DO confess I put it on its side, but NOT so it would spill. I wanted to blame my wife for THAT, but perhaps I need a memory pill.... to give me one of those memories of which I’ve heard …… which allows a person to remember their life word-for-word. I don’t like to run out of milk for my cereal or “hot” drink. We have a full-sized refrigerator; it should be good for two, don’t you think? TWO people that is, and, in this case, two half-gallons of milk as well. But my wife has it crammed with stuff; the identity of some I cannot tell. So when I’m running low on milk, I stop at the nearby grocery store..... to buy more milk, and sometimes carrots, and bananas. Sometimes more. I put the unopened carton of milk in “its spot” in the fridge door, and I place almost-empty carton on its side (on other “stuff”) so it will not pour........ out. I’ve done it before with no problem and heard no complaints. [I guess I’m lucky to have a wife who puts on me (ha ha) few restraints.] But a few days ago something in our kitchen went horribly wrong, and I’ve been ordered to write a poem about it: “AND MAKE IT LONG! ”. I guess it probably WAS my fault completely after all. Okay! I confess. BUT, .... not trusting me with the job (I guess) , MY WIFE cleaned up the mess. Sorry Sweetheart! (October 15,2013)