Television Teeth

For YEARS I had not turned a TV 'on' OR 'off'. No, do NOT at my revelation of this fact scoff **! It is NOT that there's been no TV at 'our' home...; in fact there are 3 TVs! ! Ok, you CAN now moan. But I am away from 'home' now, and 'by myself'. I'm in a 'rental' for a month without my 'wife', my 'elf'. There's 'just' 1 TV, but 'game shows' etc. lured me. And THAT'S where I could not ignore 'perfect' teeth. 'TV Teeth' was what I came to call them before long. I'm NOT finding fault with 'TV-T'. Don't get me wrong. They DO 'look good', and may work better than mine. I 'should' say: 'better than the teeth I now STILL can find'. Cavities, broken teeth, & root canals have taken their toll. [ A 'white cap' missing from a crown left me with a 'tooth, gold' ] I've an 'overbite'. {{Older siblings had braces; I did NOT! }} Candy (even at my childhood dental office) made teeth 'rot'. MY 4th wife has said: 'You have ugly teeth.' I DO NOT care! [ I'm the way I AM! I even, at times, put on dirty underwear. ] Someday I may even have to puree {aka: liquefy ***} my food. Oh! It's almost time to watch Jeopardy. Or is it Family Feud? (September 29th? 2023) bri edwards :) ** SCOFF: (verb) 'speak to someone or about something in a scornfully derisive or mocking way.' An example of scoff's use: ' 'You, a scientist? ' he scoffed.' *** LIQUEFY: another spelling of 'LIQUIFY': 'to make or become a liquid' [[ Jeopardy & Family Feud are TV 'game shows'. ]]