Two Feet, One Sock....A True Story

It was past midmorning, time to expel 'yesterday's food'. [ I'll not use a slang word for feces; that might be thought rude. ] Finished in the bathroom, I turned on phone and internet. I drank some water & returned to bed, not time to quit bed...yet. Before returning to my dear wife's side, I glanced down at my feet. I 'knew' I'd put TWO socks on about 10 p.m. TWO socks, I repeat! ! But NOW I saw NO sock ON my left foot. There WAS one on my right! I searched the three rooms I'd visited, but I saw no 'lost sock' in sight. I consulted with my 1/2-awake wife, and I searched our big bed in vain. I'm getting OLD and forget some things, but...'Was I going INSANE? ! ' I gave up searching, thinking 'the sock will turn up'. Such could be the case, ....like when I misplaced my glasses & found them perched ABOVE my face! But, just before lying back down, my eyes glanced at both of my feet. [ To find the second sock before lying down, for me, WOULD be a treat. ] Suddenly my brain had a burst of inspiration. 'Funny' you may say, but TRUE! My left foot still was naked, BUT....on my right foot I had 'Socks X 2'. (February 3rd, 2023) bri ;)