When Wives Get Upset......[marriage; Short; Humor? ; Personal]]

There are times when my wife has a fit. Then she treats me like a twit. Or worse she treats me like a cur. What did I ever do to her? ? Of course it is HER house. So I must cower like a mouse. She may pinch, poke, and punch. I must 'eat it' like it is lunch. ‘Cause if I don't I may find, she will treat me even LESS kind. Well at times I may deserve it all. Many men have made the fall......from grace. Tonight was just such a night. I yelled at her and that ain't right! I WAS both a twit AND a cur. How can I make it up to her? ? Maybe I can't and that IS bad. It even makes me a LITTLE sad. Well, I'm only a man. What's your guess? I think women should just expect LESS.......from men.