Little Boy's Note To Mom (Children)

Dear Mom, I know we're going shopping to buy new clothes for school, but please just go without me. I trust your taste, it's cool. See, part of clothes is... (shhh) ... underwear. I don't wanna take the chance that any girls might see me in the aisle near... (shhh) ... underpants. I'll go if we buy other things, no one would even care, but please don't make me stand around while we buy... (shhh) ... underwear. Girls remember stuff like that. They'll tease me bad, it's true! If we're going for... (shhh) ... underpants, please don't make me go with you!