No Wasted Heartbeats

What if we are all born with a predetermined number of heartbeats and when they're gone, we're gone? Just in case it's true, I'm not going to waste mine running down some road in silly spandex pants and a jog bra. I'm going to make my thumping little tickets stretch to as many years as I can ... especially since at my age, I've used up so many of them just getting here. I'll spread them out, save them for what's important, like running away from something or someone bad. I also intend to use a lot of them for making love. If life really is a journey and not a destination, I might as well enjoy myself along the way...