Permagosh (Children)

Mommy's on the couch. Daddy's in his chair. I'm sitting in a corner on a stool... they put me here 'cause I did something naughty that I'm not supposed to do. I invented Permagosh mixing things with their shampoo. First, a real long worm of toothpaste, then then a cloud of shaving cream, then two glugs of mouthwash ('cause I like the color, green) . I stirred it in a mixing bowl. Boy, it smelled real good! It was even looking better than I ever thought it would. ... could it be a cure for cancer? ... take the itch from skeeter bites? ... or maybe heal a sunburn when it hurts to sleep at night? Two shakes of baby powder made it way too hard to stir, so I added Mommy's perfume. Permagosh smelled just like her! Then the bowl tipped over... Permagosh was on the floor, and when I turned around, Mom and Dad were by the door. Now Mommy's on the couch. Daddy's in his chair. I'm sitting in a corner on a stool... they put me here.