The Barking Spider Mystery (Children)

Hey! Is that a barking spider? (s n i f f) Yep, that’s surely what it is... I’d like to know who did that. Was it Mommy, Daddy or Sis? I don’t think it was Daddy … he makes funnies when he passes gas. He tells us to pull on his finger and then, he giggles and laughs. I don’t think it was Mommy … she was feeding Petie, the cat. Besides, she always gets angry when me, Dad and Sissy do that. I guess that leaves me and Sissy... and blaming ME wouldn’t be fair, cause when I walked in the room, the barking spider was already there. But Sissy couldn’t have done it … I stood in the room right beside her. When I passed the chair in the kitchen is where I sniffed the barking spider. I’ve solved the stinky-poo mystery! It was hard, but I found the rat … I think maybe we should put Petie out. The barking spider came from the cat.