A Thank You Note For The Thief...

I prayed for years that a robber would come in, take all the electronic shite my kids are addicted to and go ruin his kid's lives with it! How evil of me! To wish the demise of another soul! Finally I gave a friend $20 and a house key and took my monsters out of town for just a couple of days Upon returning, there was a nicely kicked out window screen! Stuff strewn on the floor and NO Electronic devices! I screamed inside my head, 'There is a God! ' and me must have sent an angel to us! ! ! My kids are FREE AT LAST! ! ! ! ! I just have to act bummed out about our misfortune...