I Do It Cuz I'M F-In' Crazy!

I do what I do cuz I'm F-in' crazy! I go out when I get bored, I go out and get onboard, I go out on my longboard I do this cuz I'm F-in' Crazy This I've done in distant waters When home gets slow, boring, lazy This I do because I am F-in' crazy This I do to roll with the mean ones This I do, swimming to live, not fun? I do this cuz I'm F-in Crazy I get near, but try not to bother I get near the kids, mother and father I do this cuz I'm F-in Crazy I paddle hard and frantically, I paddle with camera fanatically I do this cuz I'm F-in Crazy What a rush, what a surprise When riding next to me, I see no eyes. I do this cuz I'm F-in Crazy I got to be sharp not at all hazy I gotta shoot fast, no day zzzs I do this cuz I'm F-in Crazy I am wild about their big Dorsals I am wild about nearly be their morsels. I am F-in Crazy I am. I have a wall plastered in all types of Dorsals I have no wall between me and them I have yet to fall and be in them. I have to be F-in' crazy I am FIN Crazy, love those sharks! I am safer on land, with friends with barks But, I am F-IN Crazy!