I Saw Jesus At A Hippie Commune

Yeah He is back and He is not mad as hell as we thought he'd BE. When I lived with the hippies, he was there. I noticed he always took the least favorable bed arrangement, he never over ate, always contributed to communal food and drink, didn't like what the rich people were doing in the world and was always sharing everything! He was like this big kid, so fun, so loving and he showered on occasion too. I guess he is a pescatarian, I saw him handing out unlimited fish tacos and there always seem to be plenty of good drink too. I did hear him say that he wasn't comfortable at any of the big box churches, nor the noisy ones, nor the ones that seemed like a funeral service, nor ones that wanted to worship Him.