Spam~mail- My Best Friend!

My Spam Box is by far my favorite box! Everyday a new love note from another hot fox! So much love so much fun, who needs more or anyone? My fans there all love me they offer free watches Free drugs and sex But I am a bit suspicious now none have arrived, why, how? Hmmm a bit vexed...? Each day their promises of greater prowess, wealth, girls, watches, and lots of group sex It is a bit confusing, feels like me they're abusing, all those promises of jewels and fun I got a feeling from the pit of Satan! To not continually get me too frustrated, To the trash! They are now relegated!