Why Does Jesus Look Like A Hippie?

Whose sin charge of the art department? Who said make the guy look like a hippie? Haven't hippies always looked exactly like this? I think it is UNIversal hippie look, it's eternal. I think he was a caring, loving, hip, hippie who had a lot of good things to say to his friends, other hippies, with no jobs, on the edge of town sharing free fish tacos, drink, good talk and exercise. General good talk about rebelling from society and church and the money system and being in nature with no worry. It's wild, I like it,I'd follow