My Big Fat Evil Wife (C) 3-12-07

A day in the life of a man ruled by his spouse 'Go shoppin, run errands, and get your lazy butt out of the house' 'Why don't you get out of here and do somethin with your life I bought the ring and said 'I do' to you being my wife' 'But I'm the one that said yes when you wanted to get engaged We said we'd never fight but now I'm completely enraged We need milk and bread and get me my shampoo I'll write your day down and do what I told you to' The man didn't know what to do or what he should say So the only option the man had was to kneel down and pray Dear god please forgive me and please answer my prayer and bring this lady to your kingdom or someway get her out of my hair Just do somethin to get this women to leave me alone She has me buyin scrubbies, bread, sponges, and provolone Then she just has to throw a candle party on the day of the super bowl I bet she won't get anything for Christmas but a stupid lump of coal Then when I do somethin wrong she acts like she's just flawless Like the time I didn't mail Granny's letter at the post office Please let the car break down so Tom Cruise can give her a lift So she won't have to worry about me getting Annie's gift Then load the car at 2p.m., she could've been more specific I never wish bad things on people but I wanna dropp her off in the pacific Then I gotta get some Bourbon for Brad and fish for Damen Oh God take this lady from me in the name of Jesus Christ, Amen Copyright 3-12-07 ©® Corey Threet PLEASE COMMENT!