'Are You An Illegal? '

An unfortunate thing Happened to me in Sydney While doing my shopping Sans my jewelry In my faded jeans And cotton floral shirt (Oh well, looks could not mean What a person is worth!) As I went to a nice shop There the Chinese local Quite rudely spoke up 'Are you an illegal? ' Her attitude stunned me (My hair is black and I'm fat) My skin is brown, certainly but nothing to say I was that! So without an iota of fear I replied to the chinky nina 'I'm a guest speaker here - Do you want to see my visa? ' She buckled broken English Promptly served my purchase Perhaps prayed I would vanish Hope she learned to check her ways! Lesson: A fly on a cattle's back feasts Thinking it is taller than the beast.