' ' ' ' ' A Conception Of Tankas

RAPE & BONDAGE Female friends chatting about where they had conceived. 'MMM....immaculate! in a field of yellow rape! ' 'Mmmm...bondage session! ' ******* FLASHER FRIGHT Flasher...flashes her. She laughs - sprays him in the face with a can of mace. Whips out her Blackberry & dials 999. Flasher...gone! ****** A LOAD OF BALLS Helium balloons escape her tiny hand & leap to the skies looking now like Nelson's balls floating free from his statue. ****** JESUS SAVES! 'JESUS SAVES! ' tramp says everyday like a mantra as she passes by. Dives in front of squealing car saves her child. Smiles...'Jesus saves! ' ****** HEALTH WARNING TO GNATS FLYING OVER MT. FUJI Gnat whines furiously as it flies over Fuji outlined against sky. But that is as far as it goes squashed now on travel poster.