And All I Could Do Was...

You had the most amazing pubic hair either there was none there or if it was...then it was shaved into an exclamation point! ...or a question mark? Or like buried treasure an X marked the spot! “Oh arrgh…I really have to admire your punctuation dear! ” Or it could be shaped or colored. Sometimes the Stars & Stripes or a Union Jack or especially for me an Irish tricolor leaving me standing to attention I saluting your imagination! Or my favorite a very realistic Sheila Na Gig how…tautological! You so creative (in so surprising ways) I felt so drab beside your flying flags & perfectly precise punctuation not to mention your rings & things (oh the tinkle of that little bell) & tattooed snakes squirming into... & sunbursts exploding out of your private parts (there’s that little bell again) . I was such a grey area but you said you didn’t mind (you fell in love with the kindness of my mind & that I was all heart) & if it came to Pubic Art you had enough for two & all I could do was agree with you!