' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' At Home With The Hamlets(For Me Auld Pal Al)

AT HOME WITH THE HAMLETS(for me auld pal Al) To pee or not to pee that is...the vexation. Whether anything could be horribler than this tiny trickle of pee in the wee wee hours of the night. 'It delights not me! ' he mumbles sleepily. Each dropp of urine wrung from him like blood from a stone. God damn this prostate! Ophelia overwrought being overweight turns and takes all the bedclothes to her side of the bed leaving Ham in the cold. She farts gently smiles softly to her self. The rest is silence.