Behind Closed Doors

Behind the closed door of the bathroom I’ve decided to come clean holler out at the top of my voice all the Country & Western tunes known to humankind. “And when we get behind closed doors then ya let your hair hang down And ya make me glad that I’m a man! ” Suddenly the door is kicked open as if it were the Secret Song Police I instinctively cover my Charley Pride. “My God...wot’s wrong! ” you burst in upon my rendition. “I’m singing! ” I state the obvious And to prove the point sing again. “And ya make me glad that I’m a man! ” “I’m singing ‘bout you! ” I explain. You wince & smile and without taking off your clothes step delicately into the bath and make me glad that I’m a man. “Oh no one knows what goes on behind closed doors! ”