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The tiger (it was my tiger) sat beside me on the bus & despite the quque we had got on first. We had gone ice skating & the tiger proved to be quite adept. I...I...fell on my bum to be laughed at by some he growled and they shut de ****up! We went and saw the latest Pedro Almodóvar and the tiger laughed & wept we sat through it ...twice. The tiger thought Penelope Cruz was nice. I liked my popcorn sweet... ...the liked his salty. Later we chatted between urinals as the tiger went & went. I washed my hands...he washed his paws. The tiger using the hairdryer like Madonna in DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN. He said he fancied 'A little Japanese! ' 'Me too! ' I agreed. He went home on the next night bus from Tottenham Court Road. It was only then I wondered if all adults had such imaginary friends.