Bring Me Sunshine! (For My Old Pal Al)

Alas we live continually in the past sunlight taking a good 8 minutes to get to us across those long lonely galatic reaches to smile upon us little creatures. That big old fat sun (though really realatively young) our friendly familiar yellow hydrogen bomb is doomed... ....doomed to go bust in just another mere 5 billion years or so. And so, being a sensible man I am determined to get as much sun as I can cancer be damed! And so I brown form head to toe whilst drinking copious Campari & So...so...soda. Staying perfectly calm & perfectly pissed enjoying the sun or what's left of it.