Fly Me!

You come back from the loo shiny shiny shoes Air hostess hat perches upon your head at a jaunty angle. I notice that you smile. I notice too you are (‘cept for hat and shoes) very...eh...naked! You take me through all the usual procedures tell me that the exits are here here & here but that they are all securely locked and that there is no escape from your lust. I gasp as you inflate your Mae West turn off the light little candles light up the way to the bed. You inform me that if you are too much for me an oxygen mask will fall from the headboard of your canopied bed. “Now, is there anything else you enquire politely “that I can get you? ” “Coffee...tea...me? ” “A stiff drink! ” I hear my voice almost an octave higher coming in to land on Cloud 9!