' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Going Potty! (For Helen)

You just sit there Queen of the potty hold wordless conversations with me all tones & non-sense almost language but not quite never quite! I praise your efforts whether it be wee or poo amazed at what you can do... ...you too! 'Oh fantastico...fantastico! ' Later that morning when Mummy has her friends to tea & cakes trying to impress you toodle in a still steaming poo (your third turd this day) clutched in hand shouting to the disgusted paling faces 'Look...look! ' 'I do'd it! ' ****** And in tanka form that all gets reduced to this! I praise your wees...poos! (Love everything you do!) Pleased...potty trained to a T. Now with steaming turd in hand show Mummy's friends: 'I do'd it! '