Her Least Favourite Photo - Haiku Sequence

HER LEAST FAVOURITE HAIKU 'Go...go back a bit.' Ooops! Falls arse over tit! Aggh! ...not wearing knickers HOPE SHE REMEMBERED TO WASH HER HANDS She, prim as a pin: emerges from the LADIES skirt tucked in knickers. HOW CAN WE TELL THE DANCER FROM THE DANCE? She dances naked dressed only in the sound of wind chimes & bracelets FOOD FOR THOUGHT On the building site open up my lunch box & find: last night's...panties. 'GULP! GULP! GULP! ' Naked, she drinks milk ...spills out of mouth...over breasts. She grins: 'Ya want...some? ! ' EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL& CIDER VINEGAR SALAD DRESSING WITH A LITTLE LEMON PEPPER Totally wrapped up making a salad dressing with not a stitch on. FAIR ENOUGH! I iron you a knickers ‘cos you like to wear ‘em hot! “warms...my little muff.” 2 SANDWICHES SHORT OFA PICNIC After the picnic your discarded pink panties come alive...with frog! A CLEAN SHAVE Drinking your Guinness you acquire a white moustache & I...kiss it off. HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAM Party! And your boob pops out...and I...pop it back! I'm handy like that. COMING CLEAN “Take a bath with me! ” You drag me in clothes ‘n’ all Grab Life by the balls! BECOMING MUSIC You in a tutu and...little else: my eyes wild dancing with delight. GOOD MORNING! Collecting the milk the door slams shut & - I'm caught: naked with yoghurt... two pints! KNOWING ME...KNOWING YOU A curtain of hair hides that knowing look I know you are giving me! MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR Edible knickers? Tasty! My favourite flavour..? Mmmmmmm...you... you... you...you!